Spider-Man WEBMAKER!!!

All I remember about this awesome toy is how pissed off my poor mom got
after making one "web" too many, and making one hell of a mess.

The shit was like stringy super glue....real sticky too, you could stick the tiny
plastic guys in your web....like flies.

I remember strong disappointment after quickly
losing all the little plastic guys.....even stronger when my tube ran out.....i'm pretty
sure that was the day my mom got pissed off at my spidey-mess....it's all pretty vague.

Ape Warrior

Another lame ass toy I had as a kid...well, pretty fuckin awesome actually!
This PLANET OF THE APES warrior wielded a bowie knife and obviously
was non-posable! I remember eventually one of the arms got ripped off, so
check this out.....my fuckin parents SEWED IT BACK ON FOR ME! LMFAO!
Between that and my ONE stormtrooper with his leg that they SCREWED BACK
ON, I am forced to say WHAT THE FUCK!?? LMFAO.......kick ass!