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after making one "web" too many, and making one hell of a mess.
The shit was like stringy super glue....real sticky too, you could stick the tiny
plastic guys in your web....like flies.
I remember strong disappointment after quickly
losing all the little plastic guys.....even stronger when my tube ran out.....i'm pretty
sure that was the day my mom got pissed off at my spidey-mess....it's all pretty vague.
On: May 6, 2009
This PLANET OF THE APES warrior wielded a bowie knife and obviously
was non-posable! I remember eventually one of the arms got ripped off, so
check this out.....my fuckin parents SEWED IT BACK ON FOR ME! LMFAO!
Between that and my ONE stormtrooper with his leg that they SCREWED BACK
ON, I am forced to say WHAT THE FUCK!?? LMFAO.......kick ass!
On: April 29, 2009
When you(or your parents more likely) were either playing ATARI or INTELLIVISION or COLECOVISION........or maybe even an ODYSSEY hahah......my lower-middleclassed 9 or 10 year old ass('82 or '83 i think) was playin ATARI @ the neighbors house(the dick would RESET it every time he fuckin died.........lmfao........) until another neighbor across the street sold my parents this piece of s*#t at a garage sale for prolly a few bucks haha........I FUCKIN HAD TO HAVE IT!!! sure I prolly got made fun of EVEN MORE then i did when i was gameless.........BUT IT WAS MY FIRST AND IT FUCKIN RULED!!!
On: April 27, 2009
The Darth Vader-inspired piece of crap
that I had to play with as a kid. Nice mechanical
arm, shield and laser pistol.....check the "Space Sword".
Yes, I had to get these lame knockoffs
(Darth, Chewie.....maybe others) LONG before
finally getting an actual fucking Stormtrooper!
I had my stepdad SCREW the stormtroopers leg back on after an especially brutal round of play...that was my only stormtrooper until the EMPIRE STRIKES BACK snow trooper.....now that was a REAL action figure!
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